Your humble servant happens to be a sporting man. I have even been known to give my quarry a head start in certain cases. As a sporting man, I admire true athleticism: Men who can stand toe to toe with danger, push themselves to their full physical capacity, and transcend the limitations of their own bodies.
There is no athlete I admire more than the celebrated grappler, Doink the Clown. He is, in my humble estimation, everything that a sportsman, a clown, and a menace to society should be.
I salute thee, Brother Doink. I salute thee.
